tastefullyoffensive:

via


Merry fucking Christmas

tastefullyoffensive:

via

Merry fucking Christmas


instead of wine, add whiskey.

instead of wine, add whiskey.

(via face-down-asgard-up)


My exact feelings right now.

My exact feelings right now.


Tree is up, this guy is my favorite ornament.  (Taken with instagram)

Tree is up, this guy is my favorite ornament. (Taken with instagram)



He probably has his vote promised to Rick Perry.

He probably has his vote promised to Rick Perry.


nervousrex:

my mother quotes this constantly

No lie just quoted this to my boyfriend tonight. Why aren’t Christmas movies this cool anymore?


stonerparty:

jonwithabullet

Can someone please explain how this is being shelved but Whitney is still going to be on the air?!