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I am obsessive, narcissistic, and have a love/hate relationship with perscription pain killers and whiskey.
That's really all you need to know.
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instead of wine, add whiskey.
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My exact feelings right now.
Tree is up, this guy is my favorite ornament. (Taken with instagram)
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He probably has his vote promised to Rick Perry.
my mother quotes this constantly
No lie just quoted this to my boyfriend tonight. Why aren’t Christmas movies this cool anymore?
Can someone please explain how this is being shelved but Whitney is still going to be on the air?!
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